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involuntarily indestructible

By: robD
a stream of consciousness from the unfortunate life of a suicidal man that cannot die
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a toaster in the bathtub, it should work right? I mean c'mon it's a classic... well it works on tv anyways...
This is retarded... Fuck it... where's my Cuisinart death machine...
alright let's do this thing... I can't believe I really think this shit is going to work... at least I get a bath out of the deal, right?
splash!
so there was a little bit of a sizzle, a pop as the lights blacked out, and me pissed off and in the dark... healthy and alive.
I know I can't die, well at least all the evidence points in that direction, but I wish I could... I'm indestructible w/ nothing to live for
I'm impervious to fire, disease, bullets, poison, aquatic toasters, & basically anything that would hurt a normal guy.
Not as cool as it sounds.
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